Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're having trouble with your high school head

He's giving you the blues

You wanna graduate, but not in his bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home

Call me anytime

Just ring 36-24-36, hey

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love

You've got a broken heart

He's double-dealing with your best friend

That's when the tear drops start

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone

Just make a social call

Come right in, forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps nagging at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your backdoor man, hey

Concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T.

Done dirt cheap

Contracts, neckties, high voltage

Done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap