Hard as a Rock

A rollin' rock, electric shock

It gives a lickin' that doesn't stop

She line 'em up, push you 'round

Smokin' rings going 'round and 'round

Her hot potatoes

Will elevate you

Her bad behavior

Will leave you standing proud

Hard as a rock

Hard as a rock

Harder than a rock

Hard as a rock

Harder than a rock

The lightnin' rod, strike it hot

Gonna hit you like the Rushmore rock

No nicotine, no pipe dreams

So low and dirty, it's darn right mean

Hell elevator

I'll see you later

No I ain't gonna take it

I'm bustin' out

Hard as a rock

Hard as a rock

Harder than a rock

Hard as a rock,

Harder than a rock