I Can't Dance

Hot sun beating down,
Burning my feet just walking around,
Hot sun making me sweat,
'gator's getting close,
Hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk,
Only thing about me is the way I walk,
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standing here
Selling everything

Blue jeans sitting on the beach,
Her dog's talking to me,
But she's out of reach.
Oh she's got a body under that shirt,
But all she wants to do
Is rub my face in the dirt

'Cause I can't dance, I can't talk,
Only thing about me is the way I walk,
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standing here selling,
Oh I'm checking everything is in place,
You never know who's looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,
Fat guy's talking to me
Trying to steal my blues,
Thick smoke, see her smiling through,
I never thought so much could happen
Just shooting pool

But I can't dance, I can't talk,
The only thing about me
Is the way that I walk,
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standing here selling,
Oh I'm checking everything is in place,
You never know who's looking on,
The perfect body with a perfect face...

No, I can't dance, I can't talk,
Only thing about me is the way I walk,
No, I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standing here
Selling everything

But I can walk!
No I can't dance!
No no no, I can't dance!
No, I said I can't sing...